THE BASICS



2 Name
Bigzimizle!

3 GenderMale.


4 Age
13


5 Screen Name
See above, SOLDIER!


6 Birthday
25 Feb.


7 Race/Nationality
English, Soviet


8 School/Grade
Year 9


9 Job
FIGHTER PILOT!


10 MISSING?
Anything?


11 Hometown
LEEDS!


12 Current Town
THIS HELLHOLE.


13 Parents Still Together
No.

14 Siblins'?
KEIN!

15 Pets
Homocidal bunny.


16 Smoker
no


17 Drinker
A bit, but not much yet.


18 Virgin
Maybe, maybe not.


19 Orientation
Straight.


20 Drugs
No, 'COS IT'S SAD!


21 APPEARANCE
SEXY!


22 Hair Color
Brown.


23 Is it Dyed?
No.


24 Eye color
Brown.


25 Height
5'1''


26 Style
Insane military.


27 Glasses/Contacts/None?
None.


28 Freckles
None.


29 Athletic/Slim/Chubby?
Slim. :>


30 Shoe Size
7-ish


31 Piercings
None.


32 Want More?
No.


33 Tatoos?
None


34 Want More?
I want nothing from these people!


35 Braces?
No


36 Overall Best Feature?
Not sure...

I have one?
I'm the most flat chested guy I know.


37 Overall Worst Feature?
I don't have one .


38 Do you get most of your traits from mom or dad?
Dad.


39 LIKES/DISLIKES



40 Favorite Color
RED.


41 Worst Color
None.


42 Favorite Number
75.


43 Favorite Animal
OWLS./....


44 Least Favorite Animal
The shitehawk.


45 Favorite Flower
Teh pritteh ones.


46 Favorite Food
NICE SURE. ;O;


47 Worst Food
Cress... I can't stand it.


48 Favorite Junk Food
FRIES, IN ALL THEIR HURLNESS.

49 Worst Junk Food
Jaffa cakes. They are VILE!


50 Favorite Restaraunt
Dunno. The nice place.

51 Favorite Ice Cream Flavor
All of them put together! ;-;


52 Favorite Candy
CANDEH.


53 Favorite Alcoholic Drink
RUM! (Savvy?)


54 Favorite NON Alcoholic Drink
Commie Cola.


55 Worst Alcoholic Drink
MEAD.


56 Worst NON Alcoholic Drink
Fizzy water.


57 Favorite Genre of Music
Metal.


58 Worst Genre
Rave.


59 Favorite Vocalists (Solo or in Band)
James Hetfield!

60 Worst Band/Artist
Stupid Ravers!


61 Favorite Song
.Metallica-No Remorse


62 Worst Song
A bad Rave!


63 Favorite Radio Station
Don't listen to much radio.


64 Favorite Book
One soldier's batle in Chechnya.


65 Worst Book
Anything cheesy. >:U


66 Favorite Type of Movie
Comedy,action,HORROR.


67 Worst Type of Movie
Anything that goes on foreverrrrrrr.


68 Favorite Movie
28 days later.


69 Worst Movie Ever
So... many...CRAP FILMS!


70 Favorite TV Show
Mock The Week, Q.I , D&J, Spongebob... and more.
Oh yes!


71 Worst TV Show
SOOOO MANY! >:U


72 Favorite Season of the Year
Winter.


73 Worst Season
Summers a bitch (


74 Best Friend
I own many!
But I've known HER for longest!


75 Worst Enemy
ALL CHAVS! KILL 'EM ALL!



76 Favorite Day of the Week
Friday. OH YEAH!


77 Least Favorite Day of the Week
Wednesday's a right moose's arse.


78 Favorite Sport
PAINTBALL!


79 Sport You Hate
That narsty one.


80 One thing you cant get enough of.
GIMME YOUR NUCLEAR WEAPONS!


81 One thing you hate more than anything
Chavs bawling about how "hard" they are.

Just get the fuck out. >:B


82 LOVE LIFE

..K LOL!

83 Are You Single?
Yes.


84 If not, who is your bf/gf?
Do you think women LIKE me or something?


85 How Long Have You Been Together?
It didn't happen.


86 If You're Single, Do you Like It?
I'm indifferent.


87 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now?
Yes. Maybe I do.


88 First Kiss
What?


89 Ever Kiss in the Rain?
No


90 In a Movie Theater?
No


91 Underwater?
No


92 First Love
Had ooone. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
It didn't last. _sobs_


93 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone?
No.


94 Been Cheated on?
No.


95 Used Someone?
I have nae.


96 Been used?
Nope.


97 Lied to your bf/gf?
I haven't.


98 Ever Made out With Just a Friend?
No


99 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend?
No


100 Are You a Tease?
Yeeees.


101 Do you Flirt a Lot?
I can't do this thing!
I'm rubbish with the opposite sex!


102 Longest Relationship
I had one?


103 Shortest
READ ABOVE, DAMMIT!


104 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem?
No.


105 Ever Get Flowers?
No.


106 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten?
I don't get "Sweet things."


107 Do you Like Valentine's Day or Sweetest Day?
No. Only because I don't get SHIT ALL!


108 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?
I don't know.


109 Do you Believe in
What the hell is this, solider?

110 Do you Fall in Love Fast?
I do.


111 Are you a Player?
A what?


112 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?
No.


113 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day?
No.


114 Kissed 2 People At One Time?
No.


115 Had Sex with 2 People in One day?
No.


116 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time?
NOBODY LIEKS ME! WAAAAUUUGH!


117 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?
No.


118 Ever Been Dumped?
No.


119 Ever dumped someone?
No


120 Ever been rejected?
No


121 Ever reject anyone?
No


122 Are you a slut?
THAT'S KINDA HARD!


123 Ever been called one?
WHAT THE...?


124 Ever dated someone more than once?
No.


125 Do you ever make the first move?
Yes.


126 Double dates or single?
Do what you like.


127 Do you want to get married?
No! I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT!


128 OPPOSITE SEX (what you're attracted to)



129 Hair Color
Any.


130 Short or long?
Long!


131 Style
If it's chav, they die.


132 Age
My age give or take 3 years.


133 Height
Taller than me.


134 Weight
Not obese!


135 Muscular Or Skinny?
Don't mind

136 Boxers or Briefs
WAS IST DAS?!!?


137 Do you care about looks?
I do.


138 Other



139 Can you drive?
No, Fly yes, drive no.


140 Do You Have a Car?
No


141 Do you have a cell phone?
Yes. He broke.


142 Are you online a lot?
Yes.


143 Do you like gay/bi people?
...what do you think?
One of my friends is bi, one is lesbian, and one is gay.

144 Can you speak another language?
German and learning Spanish.


145 Do you do well in school?
Yes.


146 Do you collect anything?
WMD.
(Weapons of mass destruction.)

147 Have an obsession?
MANYLOTS!



148 Do you hate yourself?
No. I'm bloody brilliant.


149 Ever smile for no reason?

I do!

150 Talk to yourself?
Yes. A lot.


151 Do you have any regrets?
No regrets!


152 Believe in magic?
No. It's a FAARRRCCEE!


153 Do you support gay marriage?
Yes.


154 Sex before marriage?
Do what you like!


155 Do you trust people easily?
Yes.


156 Forgive easily?
Yes.


157 Do you have a secret no one knows?
Yes.


158 Do you get along with your parents?
Not that often.


159 What about other people?
Overall, yes.


160 How do you vent your anger?
*CENSORED*


161 Do you like George Bush?
Don't get me started!


162 Goal Before you die?
DO EVERYTHING!


163 Biggest Fear
Don't have one any more!


164 Biggest Weakness
Boobs. Haha! You believed me! It's actually the spot under my arms. Hit me there with a tickle, and I'm OUT!


165 Do you play an instrument?
Guitar.

166 What do you want to be when you grow up?
FIGHTA PILOT!


167 PERSONALITY TRAITS - Are you...



168 A bitch?
Very.


169 A daydreamer?
Yes.


170 Shy?
Not as shy as i used to be.


171 Talkative?
Yes. To the point where I don't shut up!


172 Energic?
Yes.


173 Happy?
yes. I ARE HAPPEH!


174 Depressed?
No.

175 Funny?
Helen almost fainted in German. I asked her why, and she stuttered and said "Your cheese impression is so funny!" I just may be.


176 Slutty?
I may be an UBERWHORE.


177 Boring?
At times.


178 Mean?
EBIL.


179 Nice?
I may be?


180 Caring?
Yes.. DUBBULWUT?


181 Trustworthy?
Hardly lol!


182 Confident?
sometimes.


183 Friendly?
Yes


184 Smart?
Dangerously intelligent.

185 Sarcastic?
Yeees.


186 Dependable?
Sometimes.


187 Quiet?
When I want to be.


188 Weird?
Very. I come with a warning sticker. LOOK AT IT!


189 Adaptable?
I can be.

190 Strong (emotionally)?
Yes. No one knows what I am thinking.


191 Strong (physically)?
No, I'm absolutely pathetic.


192 Mature?
I can be.


193 Logical?
MISTA SPOCK!


194 Religious?
Not anymore. Not ever again. I am the most unreligious person you will ever find.


195 Romantic?
Not at all. I just can't.